What Tumblr has taught me:
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- How to shit bricks
- It’s possible to ‘die a little inside’ and have your ‘mind blown’ without actually dying as both phrases would suggest.
- loljk doesn’t stand for loljokes.
- As with stfu.
- Revolutionary ways in how to keep calm.
- The word alot is not a word.
- All Draco Malfoy wants is for us to wait til his father hears about this.
- If you’re Filo, you have a rodonkulous advantage on Tumblr.
- You start to believe tumbler is actually spelt without the e.
- We are all free bitches baby.
- Removing credit is a capital offence worthy of a disapproving gif.
- Mean Girls is 50% of Tumblr and Glenn Coco is king of the world.
- Pie charts on Tumblr are the most accurate pie charts you will ever come across.
- Tumblr’s favourite adjective is fuckyeah.
- There is always somebody who can perfectly voice what you are feeling. This is the mechanics behind reblogging.
- You never say ‘you’re wrong’ on Tumblr. You say ‘your argument is invalid’.
- The answer to every question is ‘I’m Chuck Bass’.
- If you are not procrastinating, you are not truly experiencing Tumblr.
- Tumblr is filled with some of the greatest people you will ever meet. And the worst, beware of the Plastics.
