I have nightmares about my bathing suit because I love Justin Biber SO Much-I Think I Am @Paperboy48503 because I was drooped on the head as a child (WTF?)
i unfollowed my future husband because the voices told me too (o.O lol?)
“i dress like Justin Bieber and now I hate my life” ahahahahahahahahahhaahha
I slept with a gangster and now I hate my life. =)))))))
“I went to Mcdonald’s with Justin Bieber, because i love Justin Bieber SO MUCH”
FUCK MY LIFEEE!
Sure…!I dress like Justin Bieber because I was REALLY hungry. [at least I have an excuse for it…]
I went to McDonalds with an old cat because I was REALLY hungry. Omg the first make your own sentence that actually made sense
I gave money to Justin Bieber’s mom because I was REALLY hungry :DDDD
I slept with Oprah because I ran out of other things to do? Um. Ok.
i took a shower with an old cat because i’m a stripper. deal with it. wth.